All occurred in the past one and a half weeks.
1. (And the fucking weirdest) I am injured and starving an the only way for me to survive is for me to cut off a good chunk of my leg and eat it. I opt for frying. Fucking gross.
2. I’m at a house party with raver “Molly Casa” when she walks up to me and says “hey do you wanna see a dead body?” And before I can respond, she throws herself off the roof and dies. FUCKING WEIRD.
3. Losing teeth. Not an uncommon dream of mine but still weird and gets me EVERY TIME.
4. I’m fishing with my parents (using a pencil, a shoelace, and a seashell as bait) when I catch a fucking dinosaur. I’m not sure what its called, but if you’ve seen Land Before Time, it’s Ducky. Slimy, teenage sized Ducky. My mom proceeds to tell me that it’s not a dinosaur but a catfish and that we can still use it. I just have to cut off its arms and legs and gut it. I cut off its arms and legs, leave the kitchen, come back and my dinosaur catfish is gone.